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Sunday, October 26, 2014

Aggys Diary...World Premiere

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##5'9; light skinned; 36b,28,38; pretty face... Well, I can give Caroline Danjuma a run for her money.
Hi, I'm Anggy Margaret Attah. A 21 year old graduate of Niger Delta state university. Frankly, I cant believe I made it this far. My father always said I would get pregnant and drop out just like my mother. I really don't understand why he always have to pick on Mama. *sighs*

That so called illiterate helped him build his carpentry business oo. I can recall days that mama would tell me stories of how papa used to be a very caring man. How she sold all her late parent's properties to finance his business. She often tells me to never trust a man. To never ever be so vulnerable. when I become Older, I'll marry a rich Old man. Wait till he dies and take all his wealth. Lol! I'm just kidding.

Dear Diary, I'm so excited. Tomorrow, I'm going to Lagos! The land of milk and honey. Riches and plenty like uncle Annenne would say. The land where opportunities flow like Amazoro river. I am going for my youth service. Lagos corper!!!
I remember when I got my call up letter, Mama took it to church to share testimony that her daughter is going to lagos. MaMa!!! That woman won't stop amazing me! *yawns* Early to bed,early to raise.
*Closes Diary*

"Aggy! Aggy!! Wake up oo. Its time to go to Lagos" Mama screamed. I quickly jumped out of my bed and Ran into the bathroom. "Make we dey go Bayelsa park oo, the bus go begin dey go by 7", Mama said.
She just had to wake the neighbours. She just had to show off! Quickly, I got dressed,picked my bags and was ready to go. I got to the Pack around 6:45am and the Bus moved at exactly 7:15am.
The journey was Long and indeed tiring. I sat for several hours in the Bus until we got to Ore.
"Driver abeg I won piss",I said.
"Piss for where, Aunty abeg make we reach front", He replied.
" You wan make I piss for body so, abi which level be this na!", I exclaimed.
"Aunty, take it easy we are almost at Ore park",a masculine voice replied.

This time the voice was more subtle unlike that yeye driver.
I turned and said "Take wh...what E...ea...easy"!

Wow! There he was, the Yellow paw paw Man that I always talked about. I was almost breathless. I dint know what to say. So I said "Thank you uncle".

The bus got to the park 3minutes later and I quickly rushed out of the bus for the nearest convenience. "Aunty na twenty naira ooo", the little boy said as he stared at me.
"Ok,ok, make I enter abeg".
Whew!!! That sigh of relief on my way out of the public rest room was totally priceless. I made my way back to the bus.
"Aunty na wa for you oo, na pikin you go born for there?", one of the passengers said with a huge smile on his face.
"Hi beautiful, I'm Uche Nduka". My prince charming finally decided to talk to me. "I'm Aggy", I said. We all entered the bus and made our way to Lagos. In the Bus, Uche told me about his business... I mean, his 'Oga's electronics business. Apparently, Uche is an uneducated sales boy! What a waste! I thought. Well, we exchanged numbers and atleast he kept me company for the rest of the Journey. Around 2:49, we finally got to the park. Ojota park, Lagos.

To my surprise, Money was not flowing like a river as uncle told us. People were not dressed like royalty. Whatever happened to the people who welcome you with Drums n dancers at the park? Uncle!!! Well, I was not going to let the disappointment destroy my Joy! Tommorrow, I am going to NYSC camp, Lagos.
Yaaaay!!!
*Goodnight diary*

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