‎Last week was my birthday. My wife didn't wish me a happy birthday, my parents forgot and so did my kids. I went to work, even my colleagues didn't wish me.

As I entered my cabin my secretary said, 

"Happy Birthday Boss!"‎

I felt so special, she asked me out to lunch. After lunch, she invited me to her apartment and we went there. 

She said, "Do you mind if I go into the bedroom for a minute?"

"Okay", I said.‎

She came out 5 minutes later with a cake, my wife, my parents, my kids, my friends and my colleagues all screaming, "SURPRISE!!!"

...And I was waiting on the sofa. N»KED!

what do u think happened next???

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